The Fairer Sex !!

I believe that, in general, women are saner than men – try a couple of these to prove the point:

• Chances of seeing a women who pay good money to stand in an outdoor stadium on a freezing December day wearing nothing on the upper halves of their bodies except paint is next to impossible !!


• Without males, there would be no such sport as professional lawn-mower racing.


• Most men do not spend a lot of time fretting about the size of their pants. Many men wear jeans with the size printed right on the back label shrieking out ``Howdy! My butt is the size of a Federal Express truck!''

With women though, the situation is different, when a woman shops for clothes her primary objective is to purchase clothes that are the size she wore when she was 19 years old.  Worse still is the position the man lands in when his wife asks him the trick question “Am I fat?”, sad situation for the man – he is screwed either ways.  If he answers ''yes,'' she'll be angry because he's saying that she's fat, and if he answers ''no,'' she'll be angry because he's obviously lying.  

A quick pointer on how u can become rich .. soon .. Forget Rich Dad Poor Dad .. Start a women's clothing store called ''SIZE 2,'' in which all garments had labels with the words ''SIZE 2.'' I bet you'd sell clothes like crazy. You'd probably get rich, and you could retire, maybe take up some philanthropic activity to benefit humanity. I'm thinking here of professional lawn-mower racing.

Cheers !!